Not So Much
Dear Readers,
I’m not a good tourist – I’m a much better fly by the seat of my pants, explorer and wanderer when I go to a city. I do enjoy things like being in awe of the The Golden Gate Bridge, seeing wild seals hang out in a public venue and shopping store after store in Chinatown for the perfect gift that looks like it didn’t come from Chinatown (by the way, this is near impossible). Figuring out how to do this without an experienced plan, I learned this weekend, is super hard. I have been to San Francisco half a dozen times before coming this weekend with friends and after today’s search for dim sum, I felt like a. I had never been to San Francisco b. had no prowess of the ways of, Yelping and c. was the most God awful hostess EVER.
How it is possible to have better dim sum in Orange County, California, I know not – but I did not find better in San Francisco. It could have been the entire experience searching for the dim sum. I wanted our friends to have the whole fabulous experience – the carts being pushed, pointing and saying, “yes,” and so on… I searched Yelp.com (my go-to site for finding the perfect everything) for a gem which yielded me inaccurate results – dim sum, yes – carts, no. I should have just eaten there, but was set on the experience. How hard could this be, we were in Chinatown after all. We walked five blocks up hill until I found a doorman who sent us walking only 4ish blocks which turned into at least a mile for “best dim sum in town” which was also the most expensive dim sum on the planet – like mind blowing. Basically, I hung my head low in shame and was embarrassed.
We are back in, Orange County now and I KNOW where the best places in town are and I plan on taking them to every one of them to make up for my lack of out-of-town hostess skills. Send some positive mojo our way. My Maryland friends totally deserve some good times about now.
Namaste,
Joie







